Friday, February 06, 2009

Friday Jokes

Today I am starting a new feature on my blog called Friday jokes. Every Friday, I will post a new joke. I hope today's joke gives you a laugh, chuckle or smile.


An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.

He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face.

He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "How did you know?" he asks. "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

8 comments:

Mark said...

lol great joke :)

Salie said...

oh my gosh that was hilarious. Thanks so much for the laugh John.:):)

Wonderful joke:):)

Salie

Sheila Anthony said...

Dear John (Is that anyway to start a letter to a man I hardly know?)We met at Michael's memorial in October, and I have been impressed by everything you've done, and continue to do. Your blog is great, and that's a terrific joke. I wish you all the best, and know you're going to find Ms. Right. All the best, Sheila

Kim said...

This is a classic!

Mary-je said...

Love your joke! I'll have to start checking you out on Fridays--or maybe more often.

Karen Putz/DeafMom said...

LOL this one put a smile on my face this morning.

mimi said...

lovely joke

Anonymous said...

Good one. Thanks for sharing.