Inspirational Bloggers

Diane from the blog, A Stellar Life, awarded me with the inspirational blogger award. Thank you Diane. I have passed on this award to these deserving blogs.

A Stellar Life http://dj-astellarlife.blogspot.com/

Chewing the Fat http://davehingsburger.blogspot.com/

Journeys from a wheelchair http://www.irishsea-mark.blogspot.com/

Mark in Montana http://nodakwheeler.blogspot.com/

Scott Sands Alive http://www.scottsandsalive.com/

To my fellow bloggers: Pass this award on to bloggers that you find to be inspirational.

Sunday Quotes

"Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll."

Unknown

Friday Jokes

Here is a joke I found on the internet about modern art.

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.

"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"

"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

Sunday Quotes

" Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us."

Voltaire

Friday Jokes

Here is a joke I found n the internet.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor..."

Sunday Quotes

"A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it."

Chinese Proverb

Friday Jokes

Here's a joke I found on the internet.

A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

Sunday Quotes

"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday Jokes

I thought that this joke I found on the internet would be perfect for the start of the baseball season.

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."